I hate when people tell you not to eat late at night because its bad for you. Okay, like starving is any better.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
OnSite - Kanye West (produced by Daft Punk)
oh my fucking god
you see what she listening to on her iphone? lol
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive